Orange Man Bad

The G to the L to the O to the B
To the A to the L to the I to the S to the T
Pardon me if I don’t take a knee
Like a [censored] with a eight-figure salary
I’m not a larper or a Harper like Valerie
Or Steve Keaton with a daughter named Malory
See, that’s fiction but I’m all about reality

Like there’s only two genders: a Woman or a Man
Can you understand?
Or shall I elucidate
Attempt to penetrate your Dome
With logic, common sense & facts
Like lowest ever unemployment for blacks
And uh, no
You can’t thank Obama for that

Or the First Step Act

Prison reform, 45 not 44
We servin’ less time and we payin’ less tax

Therein lies the problem for the Democrats
They need Blacks
Jamaicans, Africans and Haitians
Stationed on the Democrat plantation
Their words and actions, no relation
Try to buy my vote wit’ reparations
Drop it
Stop it
Cease and Desist
Spare the propaganda and the Russia Collusion myth

Like man-made Global Warming, that shit don’t exist
So raise ya fist
Shout resist
Wear your pink pussy hat
I’m on the Trump Train, baby
Man, my pockets is fat

A tisket, a tasket
Trump’s win made you a basket
Case
Scream at the sky, hide in your safe space
Tears in your eyes, and eggs on your face
‘Cause Hillary lost in disgrace
She got trounced
Now you just pout
And when you open yo’ mouf only groans and grunts come out

You lost your marbles
Come and get one in the yarbles

Yo! You wanna debate?
I discount ya like a rebate
Ain’t it sad?
You wanna play with the playas
But all you could say is:
“Orange Man Bad”

The L to the E to the F to the T to the I to the S to the T
Pocahontus, AOC
Bernie Sanders, Robert Di
Niro, used to be a hero
In the movies, yeah
But that ain’t real tho
Just like Arnold, Austrian Oak
Now he’s just a joke
Virtue signaling bloke
With tropes bespoke for the woke
In other words, he fulla shit
Like Romney Mitt
Rino turd
Holy shit
Have a fit when Trump wins again in 2020

They’ll be crying tears and we’ll be makin’ money
Ain’t it funny
How they tried to set Trump up
And when they got caught they just made shit up
Collusions, Obstructions, the Ukraines and Russians
Hillary beat like percussion
Suffering a concussion
Leftists minds malfunction
Pearls they be clutchin’
When Trump tweets
At Nanci Pelosis
To clean the human feces
Offa San Francisco’s streets
For Pete’s sake, the news is fake
They call it Mom’s Apple Pie while they feed you Drake’s cake
How many dope rhymes does it take
Until you awake
And if I make you mad by mistake don’t take it personal
But if you try battle me
I’ll put your verse in a hearse and send you back to the political rap academy
Give you a down-dressing and a lesson in the male anatomy
You can’t impress me with your failed strategy

Accusin’ Trump a’this
Allegin’ Trump done that
With no evidence or facts
It’s just wick wack
So stand back
Magatron is on the attack
Wit’ dope rhymes and raps backed up by facts
Red pills in stacks, backed up by Gats
Freein’ minds like Morpheus from the Matrix
That’s why liberals and leftists HATE this
They can’t debate this
Cause they got Tump derangements

Their lies is salacious
Outsized and outrageous
My rhymes is contagious
I’m wise like Darth Plagueius
That’s why I don’t play this
But I will say this:
D.J. Trump Number One, Son
And if I call you that, don’t get mad
Be glad that you had a Dad
Orange Man Bad