CROOKED HILLARY

I take pause
With politicians above the laws
But when Trump won
They done crapped they drawers
Maws
They be frothin’ from
Gnashin’ teeth, wringin’ hands ad nauseum
They a consortium
You could say they a cabal
Of bastards like Dennis Hastert the pedophile
And the Pope’s right-hand man George Pell
Used to preach about heaven
But now his soul will burn in hell
Oh well, can’t win ‘em all
Unless you’re Trump that is, causing the globalists’ downfall
Sorry Globalist suckers, we no longer for sale
Watch us get made great while the Deep State fails
(Word up)

Now please allow me to get specific
And detail the crimes of one Hillary Rodham Clinton
Quintessential corrupt politician
Hypocrite by her own admission
Talkin’ ‘bout a “public and private position” (are you kiddin?)
Laundering money through her fake foundation (damn!)
Committing campaign finance violations (uh-huh)
Stole Bernie’s nomination AND his donations (oh shit!)

What you expect from the queen of immorality
Got a child rapist off on a technicality

Make a mockery of justice? Let’s discuss this
All the myriad crimes you done commit
All your gains illegal, ill-gotten and illegit
Word, and not just that white collar shit

We know about the Arkansas prison blood scandal
We know how you looted Haiti like a vandal
We know that you suicided Vince Foster
We know that Webb Hubbel is the father of your daughter
We know about the kickbacks you got from Boeing (wrist glowing)
We know you helped out UBS when they was under duress from the IRS
And then upon Bill they bestowed largess (cash money, that is)

Chorus:
Man, she crooked Hillary
Man, she crooked Hillary
Man, she crooked Hillary
Man, she crooked Hillary


In Libya she caused humanitarian crisis
Which led to its occupation by Isis
Destroyed the lives of Bill’s rapist accusers
While rubbin’ elbows wit Hollywood sex abusers
Parks, Colby, Moody sleep with the fishes
She bumped them off like so many Seth Riches

She moved state secrets from secure locations
To an unencrypted server, now she’s under investigation
For violations of the espionage act, FACTS
She was a national security risk, tisk tisk
Should’ve been removed like a cyst
Snipped off like a bris
Taken like a piss, dissed & dismissed
And when she gets indicted, I’ll be delighted

30,000 emails deleted
Blackberries smashed into a million pieces
Secretary of state with servers unencrypted?
We gonna celebrate when she gets convicted

Her demeanor is morose, her negligence is gross
And when the FBI came by, those Blackberries was toas’

$200 million stole from Bernie voters
Sellin’ State Department favors to her foundation donors
Takin’ bribes left and right, influence peddlin’
You lost ‘cause you wack, not ‘cause some Russian meddlin’

Hillary Clinton’s like bacon on Ramadan
Clinton is Grievous and Trump is Obi Wan
Thank GOD Trump won, son, Donald John
Anti-Globalist phenomenon
‘Cause Hillary came straight out the Necronomicon

Chorus:
Man, she crooked Hillary
You know she’s lying when her mouth is moving
Man, she crooked Hillary
Man, she crooked Hillary
Man, she crooked Hillary